Well, isn’t it comforting to know that being miserable is still better than being an idiot?
Claire (Six Feet Under)
“Never say anything that doesn’t improve on silence.” — Richard Yates
What do you mean “payment”? You told me you were freelancing?
(via clientsfromhell)
Edison by Marius Roosendaal
I am not young enough to know everything.
Oscar Wilde (via monologhia)
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
Kurt Vonnegut (Slaughterhouse-Five)
Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
Jerry Seinfeld
You see, there’s responsibility in being a person. It’s more than just taking up space where air would be.
John Steinbeck (East Of Eden)
Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
Jerry Seinfeld
If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
Mark Twain
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln
